The Tome of Ridiculous Physics Students

This tome is discouraged for use in combat, as magical law supercedes physical law on Istria. Any combatants found to have consulted this tome will invariably be ridiculed by all on the battlefield.

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So as not to give anyone ideas, Baron Silvertarn, before his ascension, had prohibited copy of the bulk text from its original volume, which he kept in his library. However, the table of contents had been released, and is listed below.

Table of Contents

 * 1) Mechanical Physics
 * 2) Electrical and Magnetic Physics
 * 3) Thermodynamics
 * 4) Quantum Mechanics
 * 5) Relativity
 * 6) Circuits
 * 7) Unified Field Theory
 * 8) Newtonian Calculus
 * 9) Linear Algebra
 * 10) Radio-carbon Dating Advice
 * 11) Social Dating Advice